Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort!!!

OK, I have to be a bit of a plagiarist. These are not mine... I just want to inspire you to think of your own ones!

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
3. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

Pfffffft! OK, these are mine:

4. Sing 'Oh Happy Day' each time he enters the room. Try to make it sound ironic. A LOT!!!
5. When he starts ranting about something, say "aha" "mhm" etc. Don't stop until he notices. Or kills you.
6. When he starts magnifying Slytherin, say to a Death-eater next to you: "You do know that Slytherin was gay?". Make sure he heard you!
7. If you're suicidal - fall asleep in his bed. If you really wish to suffer a painful death - when you wake up, claim that he made a mistake and that the respective bed is yours.

I really don't have a sense for humor...